Diaries, Cleaning and the Job

Konnichiwa blog.

Soo.. wow, I just wanted to start thinking about the weekend and what I’ve done and I couldn’t remember. How sad is that? Well Monday I went to see a play in an outside theatre. That was amazing to be honest. I miss drama so much..! We watched “Much ado about nothing” by Shakespeare and were surrounded by school kids. Obviously every English teacher out there had decided to take their class to the play on exactly that day. Ahhh.. I went with Raymond and Ciara. Raymond was hilarious…as said, this play was outside…so no roof. Whether it was a bumble bee buzzing passed him (apparently he’s got a phobia -.-) or a pidgeon deciding to sit right above him (who knows where it might crap) he was squirming in his seat the whole time xD LOL. “AAAAhhh!!! Its gonna get me!!”

After the play I went home and was bored. Internet was off. We’re changing providers at the moment you see.. AND my damn TV is broken. In other words I had absolutely nothing to do. Zilch. Even less than zilch. I just sat in my room and thought wtf. So in a crazy spontaneous weird spaz attack I decided to start cleaning my room. At 9pm in the eveing. Now that might not be such a big thing in your eyes…but you havent seen a room like mine yet. Chaos is an understatement. I mean its organized! Just organized on the floor okay?? I have this aversion to working at my table so I work lying sprawled across my carpet on the floor. Meaning papers and pencils and clothes and everything is on the floor. Ya. You get the picture. I dont clean either (well very often) so deciding to do this at 9pm in the evening was a big thing! So the boxes behind my bed were first and wat fantastical thing do I find? An old diary of mine. I keep diaries or try to and have tried to since i was like ten. With not much luck haha…but this little book that I found, with only a few pages covered…was from 2000! I mean I find wicked things in my room all the time! Its like a treasure rove, and old diaries are my favourite finds..but not this old! NINE YEARS? What I read was loverly lol. Something about me being angry with my brother Maurice not letting me build what I wanted in Lego and so I’d locked myself in my room in a fit of rage, written in poor German lol. It was so WEIRD being transported back in time like that! It made me really value the fact I’ve been keeping my current diary so awesomely. Made me realize how important these diaries are…whether it was my first kiss with the absolute WRONG guy xD or the first time I got drunk…or the first time I went clubbing…THESE ARE EPIC MEMORIES MAN and I feel I have to record them So thats wat I’m gonna do. The only problem I had really was this double diary thing of also having a blog. See, as you guys have probly noticed I use this blog in the form of a diary, in other words I write about stuff that is uninteresting and random at times.. but I also have a proper diary that I write in. How to differentiate..? Maybe the blog will just be a database of what I’ve been up to and whats been happening in my life superfically, and my diary will be the analysis and have all my silly feelings displayed inside. Yaa…I think thats what I’ll do lol.^^ So no raunchy gossip for youuu!! (Unless its funny and I just have to tell you!)

So yeah I cleaned and cleaned and found some awesome stuff. Some old nintendo games..a backflipping tiger…a locker coin for the swimming pool…one of those 8 balls (that tells you weird stuff)…and lots and lots of retarded photos xD Coolio. You can actually walk in my room now…I didnt know it was so big!  While trying to get rid of some random books Poodle decided to be extremely helpful and climbed into the box that I was packing. Just made me think how easy it would be to package her along to Japan with me lol.

Poodle is planning to come along I guess^^

So yeah I’m working this weekend oohwee -.-

I guess its a good thing. I’ll have something to do and I’ll be earning some money. Nothing wrong with that huh? Well let me take this opportunity to introduce me to my job. Im a waitress in a bavarian beergarden. Well that sounds fantastical you might think BUT NO! WRONG! Lol. I work long hours for minimum wages in a ridiculous establishment that people mainly come to because we serve the biggest glasses of beer there is. Yes, two-pinter glasses, or better known as beer jugs. Because of this the council forces customers to eat first and then be allowed to drink. Obviously customers are not okay with this. They come to drink and then start shouting at us for making them eat first -.- All in all lol, we get stag parties and people aiming to get mindnumbingly wasted. Dont get me wrong, sometimes it can be hilarious working there…but doing so much work for so little pay is mere slave labour. Ohhh and dont lemme forget what they made me wear last summer.

Yes. Im not kidding.

I wore it for the total of two days before refusing. At first I guess it was funny…but you have to imagine me in it. Im tall okay!? And that thing just about covered my bum…we had lots of happy customers lets just say…but after guys repeatedly started dropping things for me to pick up I just about refused ever to wear that thing again Lol. ^^

So yeah…work will be fun….can’t wait to smile poltitely at beer hooligans trying to flirt their asses off.

I’ll keep you updated world!

(And woo to you if you managed to read this whole rambling thing without skipping stuff!!)